It's Different than Before...If you're a regular visitor, don't be alarmed. We've only changed everything, adding more colours and more sizes. If this is your first visit... well, you won't see any difference, right?

We've got 4 sizes and 3 colours and 1 special-order colour. See below.

Sizes

Here's the four sizes, all in the same colour so they don't look slimmer with a tan or something. These are all considered "standard" sizes (no special-order sizes). In order from top to bottom: Huge, Medium, Small, Teeny. Also, below, the PPP is shown in Elaine's hand in order to give you a sense of proportion. Elaine has big hands for a grrl. (Just right for a Daddy).

For the trivia-obsessed: The Medium size weighs 11 oz, packed for shipping.

Click on any pic for a bigger image.

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Colour!

The colours in order from top to bottom are: Dark Chocolate Brown (a special order item) and the regular colours: CinnaMAN Brown, COCKasian Beige, and Dinky Pink.

Colour is hard to show. As graphics nerds know, the colour of something is affected by (in order of appearance) (and I might have missed something.)

1. the camera
2. the lighting or flash
3. the filter on the camera
4. the processing of the film
5. the type of paper it's printed on
6. the scanner
7. the scanning software
8. the image manipulation program
9. The monitor with which the designer works
10. the type of image it's saved as
11. what program you use to view it
12. what platform (Mac or PC) you're on
13. ... and your monitor settings.

This is why us graphics nerds get old so fast. Things always look different in pictures.

Here's what I've done, for those who absolutely have to see the exact no-foolin' colour before they order. I used natural slightly overcast sunlight, no flash. We all share the same sun. I photographed all four colors (three regular and one special-order color) together so they were in identical light. And I did not use any filter or color manipulation on the image. Now you can be pretty damn sure that the color you're seeing is the actual color of your dick under the sunlight it may never see again. [grin]

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