This page is for US/Canada orders ONLY!
If you are outside the US/Canada, click here.

Before You Order

1. Please always check the News page (opens in new window) before ordering for up-to-date information about shipping time, notifications of troubles or delays, and updates. If you ordered last week or so, you can also check the news page for info on what date's orders we've shipped. NOTE! Read about the price increase!

2. Visit our Size and Colours page so you know for sure which size and colour you'd like..

The PPPs

in Four Sizes and Three Colours

Buy your PPP
(for US/Canada only!)

This is a "shopping cart system". If you want more than one PPP, click the Add to Cart Button and enter the number of PPPs you'd like to order on the form that pops up.
Don't forget to select for size and colour BEFORE you hit the payment button.

Pissin' Passin' Packer.
Comes fully pee-enabled.
$50.00 plus $10.00 s/h

This is the PPP + shipping. Our shipping is USPS Parcel Post w/delivery confirmation, and we'll back it for getting there.
If you absolutely have some crazy-ass shipping needs, email Dj. first to see if we can meet them.

Currency

These prices are in US Dollars. For conversion from other currencies, go here.

USA/Canada Only

The PayPal orders above can only be taken for US/Canadian residents! If you're from somewhere outside the USA or Canada, it'll cost a bit more to get it to you. To make your "overseas" order, or if you need help making sense of all this, contact Dj., and he'll give you a hand.
Again, if you use the buttons above for a destination that is not US or Canada, we can't process your order.

Building and Shipping Times

While we can usually build and ship a PPP faster than this, we have to say it might take 4 - 6 weeks, just in case we're out of something and have to order in raw materials.
Orders get made and shipped on a first-come, first-built basis.

Address Changes

If your address changes after you made your order and before you receive it, send a note to Dj. immediately.
Make sure you include the email address you ordered with, or the exact name you ordered with. (Some of you have multiples of each, and boy does it screw us up when you order as Chris and inquire as Pat.)

Note: Only the person who ordered the PPP may change the "ship to" address.
Another Note: Changing the address with PayPal will not reach us! Tell us directly!
If we shipped to the address you gave us, we can't help you get it back!

How Else Can I Pay?

We take POSTAL money orders (which you get at your post office), not other kinds of money orders. And hey -- if you send us a money order, include your contact info, shipping info, and order info.
If you figure out how to get it to us discreetly and safely (!), we also accept cash.
We no longer take cheques. No cheques, not any kind of cheques. Not ever.

Mailing Address:

Postal Money Orders to:

Dj.
PO Box 666
Pt. Roberts, WA 98281

Again, these prices are in US Dollars. Conversion here.