Dj. Knows Dicks Blog

Happy Canada Day

Hello everyone,

I've had a few days off now back to work.
I will answer emails within the next few days.
We're caught up on orders to June 18th.
Planning to have all orders out by this weekend.
As always your patience is much appreciated.

Regards,

Dj.

Hold on I'm coming

Hey all,

I see I've got a lot of inquiries in my mail box.
I'll try to get to those this weekend. Most of my free time will be spent catching up on order though.
I'll let you overseas folks know how to order real quick so you'll stop suggesting the link for overseas orders does not work.
It's like this:
You write me tell me the size you want.
I calculate the shipping cost.
I tell you the cost and then send you an invoice through Paypal or we come
up with another payment method.
Overseas, to me, is anyone not residing in the United States or Canada.
That means places like Spain, Italy, Japan, Australia, the UK, et al....places like those I consider overseas.
Okay this is more than I have time to say.

Gots to go,

Dj.

No foolin' aroun'

All orders up to today will ship out tomorrow.

AND

Be sure your emails are sent to me the address on this website not any other
email addresses you may have on me.

Thanks and goodnight,

Dj.

Not just any ol' fool

Hey y'all,

Wanted to check in while I have a moment to do so.
All orders up to March 22nd have shipped.
I'm awaiting a couple of items to come in before I
get to the ones after that date shipped.
That is for PPP orders, not the extra "catchers".
Okay? Okay.
OKAY.
I've got to make some changes to the website.
But until I get the chance to get that together.
Below are some things been on my mind and plate:

-Shipping cost for the US/Canada will increase $5US, April 1st, 2008.

-Brown bros, we're still workin' on 'em. It's real messed up "we" have to do more to get average. Tha's for another list so.....

-Any overseas orders, that means NOT IN the US/CANADA, that do
not contact me BEFORE ordering will be promptly refunded.
It's simple folks, if your address is not in the United States or Canada- hit the button that connects you to me. Give me at least 2-3 days to get the email.
We discuss what you want and where it's going.
We agree on the cost. I send you the link to pay. You pay.
I make, I ship. No fuss no muss.
Susan says it could be a language issue as I am, to put it
in PC form-a well documented, in more ways than one, Black man, actually more reddish brown southern american ex pat livin' on the left coast of Canada.
I've spent 40 something years trying to figure all that out.
So good luck.

-Try to refrain from filing a dispute with Paypal until at least the 4-6 weeks delivery time for your order has passed.

And still yet

-If you haven't heard from me during that time to tell you about backorder:
1- Write me and ask me- What the hey? What up D? Yo Dj.!
2- Be sure the subject line says something like; Dj. what the hey? or
What up D? or Yo Dj.!
No subject line emails tend to go to my junk mailbox more than I do. So catch my eyes.
It doesn't have to be about dicks. Just don't leave it blank.

- All parcels are shipped in plain packaging although customs' declaration
must be filled out, I tend to go with the most general of details.

-The harness link is not up. I can't say for positive but
I don't think those folks are around anymore.

-Thanks to those of you who have sent in feedback and good vibes.

Okay? Okay. Tha's me for now.

Take care,
Dj.
-still handlin' his bus'

Sprung ahead-

Winter's almost over. I'm busy as ever, as usual.
All orders should be out this weekend. All orders.
Coupla notes for y'all:

When you send me emails the subject line had best catch my eyes...
No subject subject lines and subjects that may not refer to me directly
tend to get junked and deleted. I get a lot of emails and not nearly

Back to continuing

Hello y'all,

Hope everyone's year end and beginning went well. Business is keeping me quite busy. So much so that I don't post here at often as I would like. I took some time off after the holidays so orders received after Dec. 27 were on hold. But alas I'm back to the grind so....all orders from then up until yesterday, Jan. 27th have now been shipped. The postal folks claim parcels take between 6-12 business days to arrive.
Okay, so we'll go with that.

And now that I'm back to it- we'll resume Paypal orders going out within 7-10 days of me receiving them.
Mail orderers are doing great in letting me know when they've been sent. Thanks and keep it up.

For the brown brothers - I still have some cinnaman brown PPPs available and have another idea for the folks who need the dark brown color. Those interested- email me 'bout that.

Thanks for the letters and comments of support as well as the feedback.
I'm planning to update the website as soon as I get some real down time. LOL.

Hope things are good for us all,

Dj.

Quick and quiet

Hey y'all,

Hope the summer was well with everyone.
I've been very very busy.
Went down to Seattle to the Gender Odyssey conference. It was a fun time.
Good to meet some folks who are doing well with their PPPs.
I'm all caught up on orders. Most orders have shipped.
More later-

Dj.