The SoftPack, courtesy of Dj. Knows Dick

Here's step-by-step instructions on how to make your very own hairgel softpack, and pictures to boot! This is not the Pissin' Passin' Packer! This is the starter model of packing dick, the do-it-yourself wonder.

The text and photos for this page found at http://djknowsdicks.com/freebie.html

Text by Elaine Miller (Dj.'s Daddy)
Photos by Spike Harris

You'll need:

1 dozen condoms (unlubed, no reservoir are best, but any will work fine.)
1 big tub/tube of cheap-ass hair gel (Dj. suggests one without a strong girly scent.)
1 nylon stocking or one leg of nylons. Any colour. Match your skin tone if you wanna. We suggest getting a "sandalfoot" nylon, but regular will work.

Tools:
A tablesoon or scoop or funnel might help. Or might not. It's messy. A cake decorating icing squeeze bag might be good if you just happen to have one kickin' around.

A clean surface which you can wipe up after.

FIRST STEP: Have a Ball

Scoop a glob or so of gel into the bottom of a partially-unrolled condom. Squeeeeze it down to make sure it's all down there. When it looks like the right size for a testicle, tie it off with a simple bow knot.

SECOND STEP: Have another Ball.

Do step one all over again with another condom. Try to make the size close to that of the first ball. Slight discrepancies are ok, cause bio-boys grow them lopsided often.

THIRD STEP: This can get aDick-ting (wince)

Make a dick. Take a third condom, and do like step one, but add more gel. Don't you worry none about firmness, just size. Tie it off when you're done.

FOURTH STEP: Wrap those rascals

Take a few few more condoms, and wrap those puppies again, Keep 'em separate, we don't stick them together until the end. The more condoms you use, the firmer they'll get. For a softpack like this, the balls should be a little firmer than the dick.
(Daddy Elaine likes to add one more slop of gel inside the last condom to go on the outside of the balls, for that slippin' around inside the bag feeling.)

FIFTH STEP: Bring it together

Tie the loose end of the balls together. Don't let them escape!

SIXTH STEP: More than one way to skin a...

This part's complicated, so it's split out into smaller steps.

[A] Find your nylon stocking. Drop both balls into the toe.

[B] Leave the balls a bit of room, and tie a knot.

[C] Drop in your dick. At the end of your dick, give the stocking a 360 degree twist.

[D] Turn the stocking inside out, back over the dick and balls.

[E] Finish however you like. Sew it up? Another knot? Stitched inside a jockstrap?

Last Notes:
If you used hair gel with a scent, it'll smell a bit stong for a while, then fade out.
Wash the softpack every so often or it'll get funky.
If you put too much pressure on it (though it can take a lot), and it pops, don't panic, you're not bleeding to death. But wash that gel out of your pubes right away!
If you live with your mom, don't forget to take it our of your pants before you leave them lying in the bathroom while you're taking a shower.
Eventually, after months of wear, your Softpack will die. Bury it and move on to a fresh new one.
Daddy Elaine advises against leaving your SoftPack on the floor beside your bed at night, as it feels horrible to step on when you get up to pee.

Pics below: Spike (our photographer) loaned us her bodacious bod so we could take pics of her Calvins with the brand new dick within. We don't actually recommend boxers; briefs are far better at keeping the dick tamed and in your pants. Yes, I've had my dick slither down my leg and out the ankle of my jeans in public! Don't let it happen to you!  

Me and Dj. got a bit enthusiastic about size when we were making it, since this dick was becoming a movie star and all. Now poor Spike has a monster to contend with. You might wish to make something smaller (unless you're into boasting).

Pics below: Dj. has a moment of thinking gel and Jello are the same thing.