Frequently Asked Questions

Can you really piss through this packing dick?

Yes, you can absolutely and realistically piss through this dick, without balancing in some tortuous position, or needing three hands. It looks right and it feels right.

Do you have to hold back when you whizz?

Unless you have an unusually large urethra (piss hole), you can just let go without backing it up and pissing down your leg. What a relief! Dj. advises practising first, though!

How do you piss through it?

There is a soft, flexible latex tube down the center of the dick, and a small plastic piss catcher protruding from the balls end. You pull your briefs down in front, snug the dick up to your body, and piss. You'll get to know very quickly and naturally exactly how to hold it. The dick also comes with a leaflet showing this process in detail. See the more dick pics page for Dj. pissing all around town.
Dj. says he never had any troubles getting it all hooked up right, but Daddy Elaine says try it out while naked in the bathtub or something, 'cause she peed down her leg, first time.
We know some of you boys ain't on speaking terms with your nether parts, on account of they don't match up with the rest of you -- but you oughta know where the spoon goes, and where the pee flies out from, so if you haven't thought of it before now, click here for a detailed photo/diagram.

Will the dick be comfortable to pack?

Yeah. This dick is soft, flexible, and has the approximate weight of a biological set of 'nads, so it hefts right in your Hanes, and looks right, too.

How does a guy pack a dick like this?

Tuck that sucker into your underwear. Snug the balls up against your body, and lay the dick to either side, pointing slightly down. For verisimilitude, right handed bio-guys mostly fold the dick down to the left, and left-handers to the right. Don't ask us why that is.
Dj. says to remind you all that briefs are best, since the Pissin' Passin' Packer will try to escape from boxers. Jock straps work fine, but steer away from incredibly skinny-thonged little posing pouches unless you're the gambling type.

Can you fuck with it?

If you're absolutely caught without a fuckin' dick, in a pinch the Pisser will do, but you'll need to wrap that sucker in quite a few condoms to bring the rigidity up, and make sure nuthin' backs up down the pipe, y'understand. Really, though, it's too soft for any hard/fast thrusting action.

We do not recommend that you insert something hard inside the PPP to make it rigid enough for sex! Ouch!

Dj. says it's great for glory holes and blowjobs.

How long will my dick last?

Dj.'s dick lasts about 7 months with continuous (and I mean continuous) packing, use, and wear. After that, it starts to get kinda squished looking, and lose a bit of bounce and size. We assume that a dick worn less often, and under less grueling conditions, might survive considerably longer. But remember - the tradeoff for the extremely lifelike look and feel of the dick is that it doesn't live as long as you will.

How do I clean it?

When it's discreet to do so, rinse the dick (through the piss channel) after you take a piss. If not, shake the fucker well and wash it later. To do a better job of cleaning, separate the dick and the catcher, wash in warm soapy water, and Q-tip the hell out of the plastic catcher.

How do I store it?

Besides in your pants? Wash it, dry it, and coat it softly with corn starch -- not talcum! Wrap it in something soft, and store it lovingly in your drawer. Open the drawer often to look at it fondly.
No-nos? Don't leave it wrapped tightly in anything stringy, leave it soggy, or in contact with anything that will leak dye. Black leather, for instance, will often leak onto dicks, and make them look bruised. You don't want that. Ouch.

How many sizes and colours?

Go here for info on size and colour, and a whole lotta pics as well.

I wanna put a link to the Dj. knows Dick site on my (website, board, e-list, car bumper). How do I link to you?

You know, it always sounds silly to me when sites ask if they can please do a us a big favour -- but I honestly have a bunch of queries asking me if they can link to us. Well, geez, go ahead, make us feel cool and special and spread the word about us. See if we care. Grab the linking code here. And if you like it, use the banner below. (Right click, save image -- or call it from our server.)