Info About the Pissin' Passin' Packer

aka the PPP -- pronounced Pee Pee Pee

Most of what you'll want to know will be in the FAQ, and much of what you'll want to see is here, in the More Dick Pics page.

The purpose of this page is to tell you in plain language what we've got here.

Dj. constructs the Pissin' Passin' Packer dick from three readily-available commercial parts (we don't do the manufacture), a lot of know-how, and a fair amount of time and fiddling to get it right. We think this is the best thing we've tried (and tried and tried) for the purpose, which is threefold:

1. Pissing/Urinating/Peeing: This dick can be used as a clean, tidy standing urinary device. You can hold it up against yourself, face the toilet bowl or urinal, and let fly. It takes a bit of practice, but after you learn how to position it, it becomes second nature, and you won't be dribbling down your leg.
   
   
2. Passing: This refers to the ability of a prosthetic device (or heck, a whole human) to look "natural" at being what it purports to be. This Pissin' Passin' Packer will look damn real in dim light, and almost right in bright light, especially at a quick glance. This makes it ideal for public washrooms and urinals. (Dj. pisses in urinals all over Vancouver. I think it's his hobby.) It will not, of course, pass under careful scrutiny under very bright lights, so don't try to fool your doctor!
   
   
3. Packing: The damn thing is comfortable to keep in your pants. It feels right, and it fills your pants the "normal" amount that regular male genitals would. And it's handy for taking a standing piss -- you won't have to search for your funnel.

We're confident you'll enjoy it, and get a great deal of good use out of it. If you have questions after you read through the site, ask Dj.