The Pissin' Passin' Packer

Finally a dick that's comfortable and soft to pack, looks like a real dick under casual inspection, and can be pissed through. And some industrious boy is willing to make it for you. Now that's progress.

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The Story:

Dj. knows dick . He hasn't known it all along. When Dj. was born, they held him up by the feet, slapped him on the ass, and declared that he was a fine, bouncing baby... girl.

Obviously someone, somewhere, had screwed up.

As Dj. grew older, he figured one of the things that must have given the doctors this "girl" misconception, was that Dj. had arrived without a "factory-model" dick. Every other part worked just fine, but... no dick. And because of this, his relatives were always trying to stuff him into a dress. Yuck.

So Dj. began searching for the perfect "after-market" model (whether off-the-shelf or handmade) as a replacement for the biological dick he'd somehow arrived without.

But for years it was the Goldilocks dilemna all over again. This one's too big. (Nuthin' natural hangs right to the knees, does it?) This one's too soft. (It's like a sponge.) Hey! This one's good for sex! (But bruises the boy parts when packed around.) This one looks right when packed. (But won't pass at a glans .. er.. glance) I'm sure you're getting the picture.

Eventually Dj. had another in a long line of bright ideas, but even better than usual. He wanted a dick for wearing every single day -- something that looked right in his BVDs, and could even be whipped out in front of the other boys and used to write his name in the snow. Because Dj. was gettin' sick of sitting to pee.

And lo, the idea came to him and the raw materials came next. After talking with 'bout a zillion quintillion trannyboys and readin' and web-researchin', Dj. (with a little help from his Daddy Elaine, hiya, that's me.) made the very first Pissin' Passin' Packer , and dropped it down the front of his drawers. It, or one just like it, has been there every day since.

It took a while to get it perfect. We're far down the line on dick models now, and Dj.'s sure this one's ready to meet the world.

A note: You can make your own if you want to -- What we're selling here, is that Dj.'s done the hard stuff for ya. There ain't no patent on it. Just look at the pictures and figure it for yourself.

Also:
If you're brand new to packin' and wanna just try having something in your jeans besides just you, here's some instructions for making a non-pissin', non-passin', packin'-only dick. It's cheap like hell to make, and will warm you up for a more ... interactive model. If you ain't of a crafting nature, you can buy one here too, cheap. But check the instructions, which come with pictures. It's easy.